
The players after the game
After a special request from Mohsin KK, I accepted the responsibility of writing the report on Thursday’s match. I must say the two words that come to my mind to describe the game are brilliant and ‘enlightening.’
Although, I have serious reservations to KK’s confidence in my ability to report the game in its entirety (considering my short-term memory problem), I will still try to do it justice in this report.
Pre-Game Preparations
The day started like any other, apart for the fact that the eight long hours were torturous for some of the players (including me, even though I youtubed a lot to kill time). Everyone was excited for the after-work special, even more so due to the anticipated face-off between KK and his victim of last time, Shauki the Man in Blue. However, that was not the only challenge KK had to face, for he had himself challenged Saad (S) to a duel. He had said (on record) that he would ‘overpower’ S and that the latter’s ‘ass was on the line.’ I was especially looking forward to this clash.
However, I must say, neither of the players put their hearts into the challenges that we were hoping would be the highlight of the game.
The highlight was, in the words of S, some off-ball action involving Tanzil The Deity.
Anyway, back to pre-game statistics. A couple of prospective players did ditch us this time around again (Zaheer Tension and Zubair Khamoshi), but we were still four-a-side with a player (Shehryar Chammak Challo) to spare. This certainly proved to be better than last time when we were only three players on either side. This time around, we managed to dedicate a player to the goal.
The Game
The game started with Real Juno facing Jaan FC. Just before the match started, I told my team in a pre-match huddle that since S and the Man in Blue had better stamina than the Deity and I, the former two should be at the fore while the latter two would be on the defence. I must admit, the strategy worked wonderfully, but as luck would have it, we still lost 4-3 to Jaan FC.
S missed no less than SIX easy chances at the goal that were made possible after some wonderful play by the MiB.
In some of these passes by MiB, S was merely feet away from the goal, but as soon as the ball touched his foot, it went astray.
However, the real tragedy would have been if S had not scored at all, but two successful attempts at hitting the net saved him from utter humiliation.
The Abominable Snowman (Haider) scored a pretty controversial, but amazing goal with a shot from the half-line. His team was, and still is, ecstatic about that one, but MM insists it went through the goal after a slight tap by Kami, the TB. The goal is controversial because we had agreed that goals will only be scored from near the goal, not from afar due to our lack in numbers.
Casualties
There were two major incidents in the match that caused play to be stopped. In the first incident, a player from Jaan FC (I don’t remember which one) shot the ball straight into my stomach (good thing I hadn’t eaten my fill during lunch, lol). In the heat of the moment, I managed to clear the ball and averted a goal, but after that one clearing tap at the ball, I fell to the ground because the ball had hit the spot right under the ribcage… the spot that martial artists warn should always be well guarded. However, this incident had good news attached to it too… it heralded the end of the first half.
The second casualty was about 15 minutes before the end of the game. It happened when KK got a beautiful pass from his team and he was just feet away from our goal. In his excitement, KK didn’t look where he was shooting and the Deity (our goalie) sacrificed everything for the ball. He didn’t let it through the net and cleared the ball, though at a heavy price. Being a good man who always calls a spade a spade, D stopped the ball with a ball. KK, who was furious at missing the goal from such close proximity, forgot his fury and laughed uncontrollably when he heard D’s squeal (KK is still excited that D squeals like a girl).
Media coverage
Right at the beginning of the game, Chammak Challo was assigned the prestigious duty of handling the camera. He was handed the phone that KK had so mischievously abused in our first game ever. CC went on to make what he claims and we can only imagine was a very aesthetically shot video footage of our game. It, however, also involved some pretty controversial close-ups, including D writhing on the ground after being downed by KK and my… well… I think a little editing here won’t hurt now, would it? :)
Anyway, the video was the only evidence that S had missed six easy chances at scoring.
Many players allege that CC had some ulterior motive and has sold the footage to agencies and corporations before deleting it from the phone. The invaluable footage, which was sought far and wide, is now lost… forever.